1. daisycraze:

    if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

    (Source: , via theneighboorhoodrapist)

     

  2. a girlfriend is a potential wife if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

    (Source: chickinkicks, via jellenmak)

     
  3. kitty-in-training:

    'What have you for there?'

    'What's that?'

    'That looks tasty'

    'Can I have one please?'

    (Source: selinerrr, via handsonhannah)

     

  4. cuntsandb1unts:

    I just need a really long and touchy make out session that leads to sex followed by a long nap together.

    (via handsonhannah)

     
  5. thankgodforthepyrex:

    lovemeneeta:

    47h:

    thestylishbeaut:

    so disrespectful..

    but so legendary.

    i tried this shit with my ex once. the chain didnt break so i ended up yanking her whole neck. shit was mad awkward so i just walked off and let her keep my shit.

    ^^^ 😂😂

    I’ma do this one day. A chick got it coming. 

    (Source: clubthotful, via handsonhannah)

     
  6. fuckrealityx3:

    lovethelittlethings:

    teapartyfordeux:

    allornothinglove:

    violence-of-action:

    I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.

    I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say

    I’ve only ever seen one gif from this before! I’m so glad this turned up on my dash.

    TOO CUUUUUTEEEE

    Fuck omg this is perfect

    (Source: pink--thinker, via forever-cloudn9ne)

     
  7. stumblrdot:

    ash-hol3:

    How Does It Feel // Citizen

    FUCKING YES, YES 👏👏

    (via breenanaloves)

     
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  9. iamthorodinson:

    awaiting-my-escape:

    cultureshift:

    ceevee5:

    blvcknvy:

    Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

    Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

    Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

    This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

    "A baby will destroy your career-"

    Really

    Are you sure?

    Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

    that kids got one hell of a messy bun going

    (via breenanaloves)

     

  10. "Accept what is, let go of what was, and have faith in what will be."
    — Anon (via sashabloodsoup)

    (via musicenthusivst)

     

  11. "So, I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you."
    — Paulo Coelho (via purplebuddhaproject)

    (via breenanaloves)

     

  12. suckmypepper:

    thatshinyobject:

    kingsleyyy:

    2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

    What the fuck does the sink want now

    i laughed way too hard

    (via gabbyargao)

     
  13. (Source: de-feated, via handsonhannah)

     
  14. shewhoscrawls:

    tom-sits-like-a-whore:

    tumble-duh:

    theludicrousrival:

    the-more-u-know:

    Parenting, you’re doing it right. 

    I can only hope to be this type of parent.

    These parents make my heart melt

    That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”

    Can we talk about how they evidently change the wifi password EVERY FREAKING DAY

    (via alliwantbutnothingilleverneed)

     
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